some thing i took from someone

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Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
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1. Name: rachel

The most edible female name
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream

2. Age: 13

A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

3. What should you be doing?: eating

eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting

4. Favorite Color: pink

slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink

5. Birthplace: north carolina

a great state (coming from a marylander's point of view) home of the banks, the heels, open land, and great people

7. Last person you talked to: mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?

8. One of your nicknames: none

Half a penis
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...why did "none" even have an urbandictionary page